Last night at Pastor Lou's house, we watched this Chris Farley tape. It was like a compelation tape of all his skits and stuff...because he died of a drug overdose (ick). But anywho..me and TP laughed sooo hard at this skit. It is HIGHLARIOUS!!!!
Watch this unused camera take.
Offscreen Voice: Sir, do you realize that you are not drinking regular coffee, but Colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals?
Switch Victim: [ confused ] Wha-at?
Offscreen Voice: I said, you are drinking Colombian decaf coffee crystals!
Switch Victim: [ the smile silently disappears from his face, as anger sets in ] Why.. you.. sonofabitch! You no-good.. damn.. sonofaBITCH!! [ throws his table to the floor, then seizes the waiter by the collar ] You LIED to me!! You told me this was REGULAR COFFEE!! [ punches the waiter in the face, as his wife tries to restrain him ] Shut your YAPPER!!
[ a Cook smashes a bottle over the Switch Victim's head, but this doesn't stop him. Instead, he begins to throw pies across the room, as the Cook smashes more bottles over his head. ]
I'll GET YOU!! I'll KILL someone!! I'll KILL someone!!
[ he starts to throw plates and silverware to the floor, as the Cook sneaks up behind him and repeatedly bangs a pot over the Switch Victim's head until he is finally subdued, his wife sobbing uncontrollably as the scene fades. ]
Oh Care that cracks me up just reading it!
Oh Care that cracks me up just reading it!
Oh Care that cracks me up just reading it!
Oh Care that cracks me up just reading it!