Ha this is from like two years ago that my friend kept and just sent back to me...i got a big kick out of it...can't say the same for you all...
ooh isn't great being easily amused??!
oooo how things have changed...
> >1. First Name: Chadwick (ok lets not repeat that one)
>
> >2. Middle Name: Matthew
> >3. Last Name: ok fi i reveal this information to
>you..i'm just warning you that you were right
>about my lastname...barker
> >4. Nick Names: chad (uh how about that be my real
>name) chad-o, c.b., the welder (oh shit brady and pete
>you know what that means), grinder
>
> >5. City: OAKLAND...oaktown baby!
>
> >6. Age: 16
> >8. Birthday: 03-16-85
>
> >9. Astronomy Sign: pisces i think...does that mean
>i'm gonna die soon?
>
> >10. Siblings: 2
>
> >11. Pets: 1 dog and a cat that just chills outside...
>sara calls her hooters
>
> >12. Hair Color: supposely brown uderneath all the
>bleach...its time to change the color though...i hate
>my hair
>
> >13. Hair Length: uh...short
> >17. Do you find yourself attractive? not unless i
>close my eyes and call myself brad pitt
> >18. Do you find yourself ugly? well i usually find
>myself opening my eyes and realizing i'm not brad
> >19. Do others find you attractive? when i'm me or
>when i'm brad?
> >20. Do you have a g/f or a B/F? not really right
>now.. but hopefully soon if things work out
>right..yeah..darn
> >21. If so.. What is -their- name?
> >23. Did you send this to your crush? hell no
> >24. Where do you shop the most? telegraph...no my mom
>doesn't shop for me! i swear!
> >25. Do you think your fashion is cool? sure do (the
>powder blue pants pete...oh shit your train pants)
> >26. Do you have any piercing(s)? it closed up and ran
>away during soccer season
> >27. Where do you want more? my penis..no just kidding
>
> >28. Do you have a tattoo? Nope
> >29. Do you do drugs? a little mary jane here and
>there
> >31. Who is your best friend(s)? the crew
> >32. Who is your best friend(s)-guys? isn't that a
>repeat?
> >33. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you
>use..? what ever the hell is in the shower...who knows
>if i'm really even using shampoo...i just pick up the
>container and sqeeze whatever is in it.
> >34. What sport do u do the most?lacrosse, soccer,
>skate and snowboard
> >35. What are you most scared of? richard simmons in a
>thong
> >36. How many phones are in your house? 8
>maybe...thats what it adds up to...but that sounds
>like alot
> >37. How many TV's do you have in your house? 4
> >38. What are you listening to right now:this fucking
>awesome CD dan brockage made for me of all these tight
>ass punk covers
> >39. Who are you talking to right now? No one :(
> >41. Do you have your own phone line?i got my own
>cell... does that count?
> >42. Do you shave? yes...planet of the apes scared me
>into it
> >43. What shoes do you wear? jesus didn't wear shoes
> >44. What clothes do you sleep in? clothes? who sleeps
>in clothes? i know i don't...
> >45. What car do you have? black jeep
>
> >46. Who is the last person who called: lauren...oh
>how am i so lucky
>
> >47. If you could change anything about yourself what
>would it be? my hair...i was thinking of going bob
>marley style dreds...i heard the girls dig 'em...or
>not..
>
> >51. Who do you really hate: can't hate, you mean
>strongly dislike? oh yeah well how about one jerome
>souza...that asshole
> >FAVORITES:
> >52. Color: dark blue i guess
> >53. Number: 21
> >54. Band/group/singer(s): too many
> >55. Movie(s): debbie does dallas...do porno flicks
>count? ha j/k
> >56. Candy: twix...you know when you eat the carmel
>first and then the chocolate and then the cookie! but
>i heard that causes cancer (laura)
> >58. TV shows: jack ass
> >59. Food: hmmmm...food...i love food
> >60. Fast Food: taco bell and jack in the box
> >61. Girl Names: uh..hmmm..if i have a girl than they
>are gonna be in trouble b/c the only name coming to
>mind right now is bob
> >62. Boy Names: ben and his last name will be
>dover..haha get it?
> >63. Radio Station: live 105.3 and 104.9
>
> >64. CD or Tape: why do they rock so hard?
> >66. Store: k-mart...actually i don't believe i have
>ever actually been in there...how sad...natalie
>portman had a baby in walmart or kmart or one of those
>in a movie... and she is hot
> >67. Body Scent: sweaty hairy mad love making scent...
>is that even one?
> >68. Ice Cream Flavor:choco chip
> >69. Teacher: fr.malo for christian sex... best class
>too
> >70. Game: twister..."oops i didn't mean to fall on
>you and grab your..."
> >71. Saying: "you can pick your friends and you can
>pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends noses"
>
> >HAVE YOU EVER:
> >72: Loved somebody so much it makes u cry? negative
> >73. Smoked? yes
> >75. Drank and got drunk? oh yeah thats a regular
>weekend here
> >76. Broke the law? well considering the questions i
>answered above...
> >77. Ran from the cops? a many of times..like once a
>month at the jumps
> >79. Stole something? in a canada i stole a beenie..i
>felt bad about it though and i had the money too...its
>still a touchy subject..not really though; its a tight
>hat.
> >80. Tried to kill yourself? no
> >81. Made yourself throw up? No
> >83. Been in love? not really sure
> >84. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? all i
>can say is i wish i was a girl so i could do that and
>get out of a speeding ticket...damn you julie
> >WHAT FIRST COMES TO MIND:
> >85. Red: the color red
> >86. Cow: a cow
> >87. Pig: a pig...maybe even babe cause he is talking
> >88. Rubber: well that one speaks for itself..some
>kind of protection used in a certain devious act
>maybe...
> >89: Socks: top drawer on the right...or maybe left
> >90. Mirror: that evil queen with the poison apple
> >WHICH IS WORSE:
> >91. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie?oh
>god they are both pretty bad in my opinion..not to
>mention they are guys!
> >92. Having your tonsils or Appendix removed?
>appendix.. isn't that in the back of books yo?
> >93. Who is your crush? that information is highly
>classified
> >94. Who is the person that sent this to you?
>flora...or cindy..both i think
> >95. What do you think of the person who sent this to
>you? whoa they are like totally narly dude
> >96. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
>isn't that like the same question as above? well of
>course i like them!
> >97. Do you like filling these out? not really! but it
>was either this or pick my nose and watch re-runs of
>the happy days when the fonz was cool..
haha...yeah jackass definately rulez...johnny knoxville and stevo...i love watching them play nutball (pretty obvious wat they do during nutball) haha..welll peace chad!
OMG lol this is FUNNY! i LOVE twix, and that's exactly how i eat them every time :-) lol latas sexy. -Lee
your missing some numbers there buddy.
CHAD! I remember gettin that email too lol some strange questions but ur answers lol whoa... interesting, u stole a beenie??? Oh boy lol ~EvE
i am delighted to hear that your name is chadwick! that's a kickass name! rock the f on, chadwick.
-girly-
Chadwick... do ya miss me? LoL I'm sittin in MY tree in case u wonderin... look out and wave any time, I'm usually home (there) and um... that lil dance u did in the pink thong the other night.... wow, those moves were so tight man, think you could show me some time? Love ya bunches Chadster! ~EvE