Dee : What tables do you have, Richard?
Richard : Table 5, 13, 18, 23...All my tables are spread out today.... just like your legs.
Me : You're horrible, Richard.
Richard : That's not what you said last night.
Dee : .......EW! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!
Whitney : So, Jamie and Martin are definitely going out now.
Me : But I thought Jamie was a lesbian.
Whitney : Yeah, I know...she switched teams again...she's like the pinch-hitter...she just switches to which ever team needs her that week.
Shawn : Who are you guys talking about?
Whitney : Jamie
Shawn : Oh, the hooded man? (that's what he calls her)...oh, I guess I need to say hooded woman now....right?
Whitney : Who knows, Shawn?
Shawn : ....JAMIE...I have a question....
Whitney and Me : hahahaha
Jennifer : Hey, I have a question...the two ppl sitting at table 10...they're hott, at least I think so..but I wanna see what you say...b/c they are in like high school and it's a little young for me....but just tell me what you think.
Katherine and I : *go over to table ten and see two teenage girls and go back to jennifer* umm...there weren't any hot guys at table ten...
Jennifer : oh, you don't know do you?.....I'm bi.....so are they hot? should I flirt?
Katherine and I : .......................
Produce guy : so, you just call me or something and we'll get together and hang out, hunny
Jennifer : I'm married.
Produce guy : He doesn't need to know
Jennifer : bye...*walks out of the pit room*
Abby : whoa, Lauren, you've got earrings, your hair is curly, you've got make-up on, AND you're wearing perfume.....you just got all dolled-up to come to his pit today, didn't you?
Sherrie : I mean, she is a fat girl! Her mom gets up in her face and says "you are a prep and you are going to dress like a prep" and makes her wear short, short skirts with belly shirts.....BELLY SHIRTS....this girl must weigh about 250 lbs and she is wearing belly shirts!!!
well, Ashleigh is here, gonna go..
you must work at the best place in the entire world.
jessie