Hey all. Before I tell you of today's tales lol, I'm going to fill out this survey I found on Jess's diary: If I were a month, I'd be: December If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday If I were a time of day, I'd be: The time you're alone... If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto, maybe Neptune If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Sea Dragoness If I were a direction, I'd be: Northwest or South If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A Black Throne If I were a celebrity, I'd be: Natalie Portman (but I'd *HAVE* Vin Diesel!!! *DROOOOOOOOOLS*) If I were a liquid, I'd be: Poison If I were a tree, I'd be: Dogwood with Pink Blooms If I were a bird, I'd be: Peacock If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A Rose If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a Thunderstorm with dark purple clouds If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Half Elf, Half Dragon (elven body with some draconic characteristics) If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: The Piano If I were an animal, I'd be: Dragon If I were a color, I'd be: Black If I were an emotion, I'd be: Angst If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A Red Pepper If I were a sound, I'd be: My real laughter (yes Jessica, the one that makes you ask what I'm thinking about lol) If I were an element, I'd be: Chaos If I were a car, I'd be: I like Vipers, but for what *I* would be?.... to be honest, a Black Cadilliac Deville with chrome spinner rims and the windows tinted till you can't see inside. *claps* If I were a song, I'd be: Headstrong, Away from the Sun, or Going Down in Flames If I were a movie, I'd be: Hmm.... the Cell, I suppose. If I were a book, I'd be: Abhorsen or Time of the Twins If I were a food, I'd be: Please, der, don't waste my time. It's FOOD. ...Enough remarked. If I were a place, I'd be: A big, black, tower all my own. If I were a material, I'd be: Velvet If I were a taste, I'd be: Rich If I were a scent, I'd be: Something that induces sleepiness comes to mind, but I don't know what it'd be. Not lavender though. *scratches chin* If I were a religion, I'd be: "Do what thou wilt is the Whole of the Law." Howabout that for a religion? *smirks* If I were a word, I'd be: Omen If I were an object, I'd be: A Runic Black Staff If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes If I were a facial expression, I'd be: My smirk If I were a subject in school, I'd be: History If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: *damns anime for making this a harder question than it should be* ....Peorth from Ah! My Goddess sounds kinda like me...NO! Harry on Harry Potter Puppet Pals!!! "I like the part where he stops moving." HAHAHA..... *falls out of chair* (if you haven't seen it, it's great) If I were a shape, I'd be: An iridescent pentacle only seen by the subconscious If I were a number, I'd be: 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey all. I'm in a good mood today. No work, nothing to do, just going to be lazy alllllll daaaaaaaaaay looooooooong. Hehehe ^.^ That's always good. Unless I finish that book and head into town to get another one. I'll make sure to get the FIRST one this time. I mean, yeah, I can understand what's going on in this book, but it'd be better if I could remember the "past adventures." *laughs* Wow, dude, I sound like a complete nerd. Oh well. Anyway, I've got a special treat for you all today... "I don't give a damn about the world!" he said softly. "I could rule it tomorrow if I wanted it! I don't." ...a quote of the day! But I'm not going to tell you who says that in case you end up reading the books too. Since I believe I haven't read the first three, it could give away something. *yawns* But anyway, I'm going to go before the diary stops working. Love y'all. Britters the Insane (ha, right)