Feeling: icky
"its ok ive had subway"
"beef its whats in your mom"
"if you jerk off with crisco you smell like fried-chicken"
"WD-40 good for rust bad for masturbation"
"I rather push my shity ElCamino then ride your mom"
"HAVE A NICE DAY AND FUCK OFF"
"when in a lightning storm sit on you car"
"when feeling stressed just masturbate"
"the faster you download the bigger your dick is"
"when around a lot of black people say wow thers a lot of niggers around here HEy if they can say it we can"
"when in a lightning storm go golfing"
lol i like the nigger one...my freshman yr. some black guy was being a dick and he called me a nazi so i said ok nigger he got all offensive. He told the bus drive a BIG FAT black lady said i was being racist and yelled at me not him... so nigger is racist but not nazi! then i told the driver "ther is a difference b/t nigger and a black" A nigger is an annoying ass hole a black can be a friend"