Today has been a truly uneventful day. I needed to escape my house, so I rode my bike to my friend's house...we'll call her friend "N" for now because I like to give people code names. So friend "N" and I watched tv and I'm quite a fan of her dog. I was just watching tv and all of a sudden out of nowhere the dog puts it's paw on my foot...so I guess it was a form of...pawsie? Sad, the only physical attention I can get is from a dog. SCORE! Enjoy this: You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends Pontificating to each other Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory In which you hog the intellectual spotlight Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation Oh, we’re not worthy When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff It's the same superiority complex