this one time, i ate a noodle, and it was all slimy and warm and limp and slightly fuzzy and covered in dirt cuz i ate it off the bathroom floor of a gas station. oh boy, that was a nasty noodly. it was big and hollow, with a big hole on one end, and closed on the other. it was really white, and had something in it, kinda like a donut, only grosser. it was almost as long as my hand, and really stretchy, tasted kinda like...i dunno, a rubber glove. dont eat those noodles man, because once you learn that they're not really noodles, you'll be really grossed out. do you know what they're really for?
What the hell?!?