The horrible disease, Lackivus Cheezus aka "Lack of Cheese" plagues many of today's youth. While mainly a mental condition, where the patient fails to believe in cheese, it can also be manifested physically. In such cases, the Lack of Cheese takes pysical form in red sores on the fore arm. Lackivus Cheezus can be easily cured by eating any or all of the following things: Grilled cheese sandwich Cheese fondue Cheese by itself Melted Cheese Cheese on a stick Not only is it good for you, it's good for you. No, that was not supposed to make sense.