16//Too much

Listening to: Cat purrs
Feeling: bothered
I couldn't have been any further from the Truth - When i thought today was the beginning of February. Wow.. The Oscars... What more should i say ??... I guess i could show a bit more Enthusiasm, but.. I'm running on Insufficient Funds. It was then.. i noticed.. Everyone cries when they take their Golden Guy in hand, and explode profusely at the lips. Perhaps i should hand out the Golden Guys.. And give the recipient something to cry about.. When i drop him down the front of my pants, and dare them to grab him out. Mwu ha ha.. No wonder i'm never asked to Present a Golden Guy.
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It's the beginning of February 30th.

Despite what the media says.

So, technically, you were kind of correct in what you said about it being the beginning of February.

[Anonymous]

I heard the rodeo machines were dangerous to ride.

Stupid doctor's and there 'don't do this, it's bad'.

Bite my ass, doc. That's what I say.

It's February the 30th of February.

Planet squishinyourshoes is high and nigh.

I cut the arms off my shirt and am now wearing them on my head.

It's the new uniform for my work, here, I decided, in honor of today and you, being as it is now your day.


--Nick

[Anonymous]

i would ask you to present.. offer some humor to the not so humorous event in which i like to sleep through

that award show is nothing but insecure people giving insecure awards

youve got the twisted mind i see. i also see serious eyes in front of that mind. how many colors do you see in this world?

do u have yahoo mesgr?