I think it's necessary to make fun of ourselves every once in a while, don't you? Here are 2 of the songs I wrote before: I Just Peed I just peed and I feel so much better I wonder if my bladder would have exploded I think I'll try it next time I'm full Cause I bet that's totally hard-x-core-ed I just peed! (x5) I just peed, it was purple and orange Cause I ate Skittles and my entrails smiled How would I have explained that running down my leg? At least my socks would have been the coolest of all time I just peed! (x5) I just peed! Oi Oi Oi! I just peed! Oi Oi Oi I just peed (x5) (Repeat Oi indefinitely) Alright here's song numero dos. I wrote it after a very strange phenomenon woke me from my slumber: Badumpump It was like any other day around the block I should have known it wasn't so when I put on my lucky socks Now my hands are in a quite peculiar place for them to be Forget the jugular just give my ass a good squeeze! Chorus: Oooh I can feel my heartbeat in my ass I can feel my heartbeat in my ass I can't make it stop, no, I can't make it stop So I'll just feel my heartbeat in my ass I had no idea my heart was anywhere close to there What an odd sensation to feel in your underwear But it's giving me the bouncies as I sit here on my bed Maybe it'll bounce the funk from my ass to my head (Repeat Chorus) *bows*