Listening to: EW.. the radio.
Feeling: amused
No...Duude.. Ok. Whoa. Ashley just tongued my phantom of the opera picture. And they say you pick your friends... lieing bastards. Now she's wearing a skirt on her head. WTF.
I was just sitting on my bed. And I ask Ashley "What does 'MILF' stand for?" and she replys "Moms I'd like to fuck." And I thought 'what a ridiculous notion.' because MILF just doesn't sound like that. and then, much to my horror, i thought about it more. and more. and then... SUDDENLY crappy japanese siamese animated kittens wearing those funny japanese hats are all dancing in a line singing and chanting "MILF, MILF, MILF!" And I couldn't stop laughing... Of course.. It's 4:30 am.. That's my excuse. WHAT THE HELL IS YOURS!?!?
Shes beating the crap out of my radio. Pyscho bitches outtaaa Heeellllll.
lol loving ur randome entries
ahahaha. no you havent scared me away yet
MILF MILF MILF MILF
xxx