Fucktard: the ultimate stumper

Feeling: single
hey hey it's the infamous kaitlyn again. today I realized that I like to take duct tape, put it on my skin, then rip it off, then roll it into a little tape ball and eat it. so anyways today I was cruising in my 65 porshe and a cat jumped into my tire, so my personal priest got out of the trunk and we had a propper barriel, it was rather lovely, tonight im going to go dig it up and poke it with sticks. I think it's very good to have goals in life. today I have decided that I will not die happy unless I have swimmed in a giant pool full of purple jello and dryer lint. .....mmmm..... lint. so anyways send me all the dryer lint and tape you have :) until next time my cyber homies. PEACE THE FUCK OUT!
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why yes, yes i do have dryer lint. but i need it to fulfill my own fantasies that involve dryer lint. sorry.

wat do u mean dryer lint?

attention whore was a better diary.

[Anonymous]

are u anerexic?? cuz thats bad.

[Anonymous]

yea i know. but then again, i fucking hate guys right now so they can go fucking die.


i love your icon o__o seriously


♥ take care

how about you just shut the fuck up?

[Anonymous]