Yesterday, Jesus tried to kill me with his golden mini van.
seriously.
I just missed getting hit by a golden mini van with the word "Jesus" written on the front of it.
DO PEOPLE NOT SEE THE CROSSWALK OF DEATH IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL!?
crosswalk + people crossing = stop
CAN JESUS NOT DO THE MATH!?
All I can say is that jesus would not have saved that person... ohhhhhhhhh no.... I would have dragged that person down to where Jesus was trying to send me....
Well, Mom left 'bout an hour ago... not quite 5 in the morning, and Wally refuses to let me sleep, yet he can himself...
This might be hard to read, but I still find it funny:

Yay! 'nother icon!:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Neko-chan Ed is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE!
Awww... Ed is cute... Sucks about Jesus trying to kill you, I recommend you stay away from anywhere hosting a Jesus rally. Imagine how many Jesuses there'll be at a freakin' rally!! They might gang up on you er sumshit!
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I saw those two icons, and I had to send them to you :)
poopy, the icons didn't show up :(
anime fuckn rox...
l8er
you such a crazy mofo!!!
yeah JUSES definitley almost killed you
and yes satan does drive a red sports car.
A VERY NICE ONE
and I'm gonna steal it
from him when I go to hell.
and me and you can go joy riding in HELL!!!
I ♥ you rachie!!!!!!!
and your here right so you already know
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your diary is awsome!!!
i love the ddr thingys..
-danielle