i just ate a turkey sandwich. i am so sick of turkey turkey for lunch yesterday turkey for dinner yesterday turkey for lunch today turkey for dinner today WHEN WILL THE TURKEY END??? sorry, i just had to get that out of my system. Anna Scott: You know what they say about men with big feet. William: No, I don't, actually. What's that? Anna Scott: Big feet... large shoes. -notting hill. (that was the quote of the day) ___*___ fishspazzer: hi santa SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit? fishspazzer: if by christmas spirit you mean anti-santa, than yes SantaClaus: Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu. fishspazzer: umm, did you even hear me? SantaClaus: If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up! fishspazzer: hello! i am trying to lecture you on how you ruin the spirit of christmas! SantaClaus: I could say the same thing to you -- and I will. How indeed? fishspazzer: well, you ruin it indeed, my spreading the message that christmas is about presents, and not about jesus, which is totally is SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter? fishspazzer: WHY ARE U SO STUPID? you obviously arent a christian, so why do you celebrate christmas? SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it. fishspazzer: Ayayayay.... do you even know the story of christmas? SantaClaus: I don't really know. fishspazzer: well it was when jesus the christ was born of the virgin mary giving birth to the savior of us all, EVEN YOU SANTA! SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter? fishspazzer: jesus good. you bad. short enough for ya? SantaClaus: :)