| The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | When I can get it |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | not really |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | Prescription drugs yeah |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | wtf? |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | rarely |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | hmmmmmm |
| Do you steal?: | fuck no |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | nope |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | not really |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | yeah |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | sometimes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | Damn Straight....All for world peace |
| Do you read books often?: | nope |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | yup.....who cares |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | nope alwyz in my room |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | When I can get it |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | nope |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | nope |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | Fucking hell yeah |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | nope |
| Are you intelligent?: | Nope |
| The Goth Stereotype | |
| Black lipstick?: | sometimes |
| Black eyeliner?: | Yup tons |
| Black eyeshadow?: | sorta |
| Black trenchcoat?: | I want 1 |
| Black boots?: | Mah hooker boots...luv'em |
| Black fishnets?: | nah not into Madonna look |
| Black nail polish?: | Yeah need to buy some |
| Cigarettes?: | Need sum |
| Heavy metal music?: | nah prefer 70s music |
| Marilyn Manson?: | He's fucking awesome |
| Kittie?: | WTF? |
| Cradle of Filth?: | nah |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Depressed |
| Do you like to be seen as: | I'm not seen |
| Are you an intellectual?: | nah |
| An atheist?: | Yup |
| Horrible home life?: | yup |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | yeah for 7yrs |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | suicidal rite now |
| Self-mutilation?: | yeah i cut |
| The Punk Stereotype | |
| Plaid?: | fuck no ugly |
| Big black boots?: | eh not my style |
| Mohawk?: | looks kool on dudes |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | nah tounge peircing would be awesome |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | sorta |
| Wild hair colors?: | Blue streaks wuld be great |
| NOFX?: | WTF |
| Rancid?: | nah |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | yup |
| A: | huh? |
| The Jock Sterotype | |
| What's your IQ?: | hell if i kno |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | hell no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | Nope |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | Nope |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | Nope |
| Are you arrogant?: | nah |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | female whore |
| Are you homophobic?: | I'm bisexual..... |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | nah |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | nah |
| Boobs = yes?: | yeah |
| Parties = yes?: | nah |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | yes |
| The Girl Stereotype | |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | nope |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | yeah all the time |
| How much did you lose?: | 5lbs |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | hmmmm |
| Make yourself throw up?: | Yes.....sometimes |
| Make-up?: | nah |
| Low-cut tops?: | nah |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | 38B |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | nah |
| Giggle a lot?: | nah |
| What's the deal with boys?: | eh older dudes rock |
| Thongs?: | nah |
| Pretty bras?: | nah |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | Teen, and Cosmo girl |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | Male |
| Are you a feminist?: | sorta |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | he's alright |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | Every 2days |
| How about your armpits?: | everyday |
| Are you emotional?: | yes |
| Especially when on your period?: | oh hell yes crying fits |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | Acceptance |
| Independence or Companionship?: | Independance |
| Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | Personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | Introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | Isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | Unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | Individual |
| You or Them?: | Them |
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