Okay, so I have a lot more dead baby jokes, a few of which I made up.
What's easier to get out of a truck: 500 bowling balls or 500 dead babies?
The babies-- you can use a pitchfork!
What's the difference between a baseball bat and a dead baby?
Can't eat a baseball bat!
What do bread and dead babies have in common?
You can stick em both in the toaster oven!
Whats the difference between quantum physics and baby killing?
I can't do quantum physics
What's the difference between sex and baby killing?
I'm a virgin
...and here I am at 12:40am, printing out homework and the like, laughing my arse off because I fricking love dead baby jokes.
that's soooo gross. ;)
the
joke: what did the deaf and blind little orphan get for christmas?
the
answer: cancer.
-girly-
p.s.- i just checked your user info! not even a week ago i was saying to my friends that waffles should be used for sandwiches and things, like peanut butter and jelly! they laughed at me... but you rock! wow... go waffle!
Thats -- funny......... and sick.......... but really. its funny. LOL.
i shouldn't be laughing at those jokes.
that was kate there up.
So funny, it borderlines on creeping me out.
You know whats funny about sarah mcglaughlin? Her cousin goes to my school... excellent singer too.... one of the losers though.
you should read blahblahblah's diary. because he likes socks. it's in his user info. i think he is your soulmate.
ciao
Yo, Korex, don't do it! Kate and I just clicked on blahblah's homepage and it's a virus!
I take back what I said about blahblahblah.
Not a cool guy. Don't click on his "Webpage" link, because it's maddening and it might even put a virus on your PC. Be careful, dude.
ciao!
damn, kid! how do u get so many comments? :( I prolly have about 12 in my whole diary, and you have like..... a kajillion! MEHHH!