Worst. Anniversary. Ever.

So maybe I'm a couple hours early, but exactly one year ago, I fucked my first broad! Boy was that a fun mistake! Ha ha ha! See, it's funny because it still haunts me! Oh well.
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What an uncharacteristically vulgar entry.

I can't help but wonder why you regret it so much, seeing as how you are (/will-be-in-a-couple-o'-weeks) a man with man-like hungers.


Anyway, sorry about that...

OMG, NOOOOOOO. You are unpure!

Really? Are you for real? Really? Aww...but you're so little...Lil Andre...that's what I call you. For real.

Grade 12 Europe trip I assume?


I hear the legal drinking age in some European countries is 16. If this applies to France, I'm sorry, but you weren't special on Monday. You're special now, though.


:-D

You should add me on facebook.

hahah awwww :/

Aww! Man, you've really grown up! You used to be this little joke-cracking kid on here XD


Anyway, if Kate decides to visit Michigan, what city are you in? I'm in Detroit.