5 things about dating me: If you smoke, I won't kiss you. If you drink alcohol, I won't be with you in any way. If you use drugs, I'll leave you to your fate. If you treat me poorly, I won't love you. If you betray me, you're out of my life. I thought about these one day. Seems rather simple. I think so at least. How hard could it be? And basically every consequence to every action is the same thing (re. break-up) but they highlight specific things.