Whoever it was that said, I'm sure they're quite dead at the moment.
I say this because we only realize the use of a man's words after he's no longer there to tell you that you should've listened all along.
...
I'd kill a man for a chocolate cream-filled donut right about now.
Really. I would.
[Anonymous]
Even with that hilarious display, I am still quite lacking in the donut department, thank you very much. And what's it matter ? I'm awesome.
<b>I'm so cool you could store a side of meat in me for a month.
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis</b>
Zaphod Beeblebrox inspiraces everything.
Too bad Douglas Adams must be spinning in his grave right about now..
<i>I wonder what that sounds like, one spinning in their grave ?</i>
[Anonymous]
Haha, no I think you're thinking of the <i>Star</i>. They tend to have more realistic headlines and stories in their "fake journalism"-kind of newspaper.
If my memory serves me, the <i>The Weekly World News</i> has headlines more akin to.. <b>"Leech Boy Absorbs Mother, Dates World's Largest Woman"</b>
-dan.
[Anonymous]
So, more or less, what you're so saying is, if you're going to be fake, you might as well be fake to the greatest degree you can. I suppose that works, seeing as The Weekly World News outsells The Star, mainly because of people buying it for comical value, I suppose.
Though I dread to inform, I must go to bed. It's 1:25AM here. Maybe we can try this again tomorrow nigh-- .. err, morning. Or something.
-dan.
[Anonymous]
aww! cutest picture of you and your boyfriend :) i love it. it's amazing.-cheekme
[Anonymous]
I get scared too, but it's the good, excited kind of scared and it's great. I love being out in thunderstorms in summer! In winter it's just too cold. =P
Whoever it was that said, I'm sure they're quite dead at the moment.
I say this because we only realize the use of a man's words after he's no longer there to tell you that you should've listened all along.
...
I'd kill a man for a chocolate cream-filled donut right about now.
Really. I would.
Even with that hilarious display, I am still quite lacking in the donut department, thank you very much. And what's it matter ? I'm awesome.
<b>I'm so cool you could store a side of meat in me for a month.
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis</b>
Zaphod Beeblebrox inspiraces everything.
Too bad Douglas Adams must be spinning in his grave right about now..
<i>I wonder what that sounds like, one spinning in their grave ?</i>
Haha, no I think you're thinking of the <i>Star</i>. They tend to have more realistic headlines and stories in their "fake journalism"-kind of newspaper.
If my memory serves me, the <i>The Weekly World News</i> has headlines more akin to.. <b>"Leech Boy Absorbs Mother, Dates World's Largest Woman"</b>
-dan.
So, more or less, what you're so saying is, if you're going to be fake, you might as well be fake to the greatest degree you can. I suppose that works, seeing as The Weekly World News outsells The Star, mainly because of people buying it for comical value, I suppose.
Though I dread to inform, I must go to bed. It's 1:25AM here. Maybe we can try this again tomorrow nigh-- .. err, morning. Or something.
-dan.
aww! cutest picture of you and your boyfriend :) i love it. it's amazing.-cheekme
I get scared too, but it's the good, excited kind of scared and it's great. I love being out in thunderstorms in summer! In winter it's just too cold. =P