BUT SOFT, THE EMO LIGHT BREAKETH FREE! And such. I cannot believe how emo chocolate chip cookies are. I realized this while pouring tears of crimson regret and eating a chocolate chip cookie and reading a book about crimson sadness and kittens who are just yearning to break free of their emo prison of doom and destruction. Um...wha--? Right: cookies. Chocolate chip cookies are very emo. Would you like to know why? They're probably more emo than like...wristbands. They look all nice on the outside, but then you see the small bits of blackness (chocolate chips?) that peer out from the seemingly harmless interior! All that is enough to make me want to eat cookies a lot, so I can prove my emoness to the emo-bible, the thesaurus. Sad, melancholy, despondent...OH MY! What a handy little bible we seem to have. I think you should join this emo sect, my emo patron, and dye your hair black so that the world can see your sadness! black ness and sad ness like the loch ness monster who hides in a CA&*$(!*!(ve of melan choly and waits for %&(!*( 4545675411258761 scotsmen to rescue it and wake it up from the sleep of emo iiXxXDREAMS!!!!!!XxXii