OH EM EFF FLUCKING GEE! The most emo thing happened to me yesterday! My bicycle got stolen! I am totally crying tears of crimson regret because I'm just so very insanely emo and kitten-like!!! Seriously, it was uncool though, because I don't have a bike, which is very un-emo as well, because how can I go about my emo-business if I don't have a bike!! Emos don't take public transport. It makes us irritable, and then we lash out at those not emo enough, and kill them with kittens. Oh dear. bykes are emo but STOLEN like my xxxxXXXXheartXXXXxxxx and they touch my soul in a kitten -like mann er of d%&!(eath! tears of semi col;ons f a ll. ;