This just in: EMO HALF PRICE, BITCHEZZZZZ. This means you can slit half your wrists, or wear *half* tight pants, or gauge only one of your ears, or even listen to MAROON TWO POINT FIVE. Yes, you heard me. That's what that's all about. As in, emo on sale. As in, not buying your little sister's jeans for 6984028403.70 $, but whatever half of that number is. NANGNANGNANG. The blackness of my HEART OF wuh-hoe is just black like my soul, and emo hair that looks like tents and hu ts.