on third thought

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I licked a pine tree once. It tasted like sap and mosquito eggs and bark. I've avoided pining ever since.

I built my personal sand castle with a three foot moat filled with alligators and Korean Michael Jackson impersonator's. Sorry yours had to fall.

castles aren't all they're cracked up to be. these days i can hardly get out of my own dungeon.

[Anonymous]

Hello lindsey kyrish. You seem unhappy. This makes me kvetchful. I shall bitch slap this internet that makes you feel this way.


Be well.


--Nick

[Anonymous]

Gooooood. I need to get out more myself. Join me?


--Nick

[Anonymous]

why do you say these things?

[Anonymous]

Forgive my insolence (for I know you but slightly) but you, miss girly, are quite breathtaking.

[Anonymous]

Rock, lobster.

[Anonymous]