HAHAHAH WHATTA BITCH HAHAHA

Listening to: avegend sevenfold
Feeling: amused
hahah so i was on myspace, just looking through random bulletins people were posting and i come across to this one... A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They, then, get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each; before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor; laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, "Make'em all ugly, again." SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE', CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED. HAHAHAHAH =] man, sounds like something i'd do. hahaahahahahahhaa
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flickr=photography...mine sucks compared to davy's though...


lol thanks alot


Asha

[Anonymous]

So I updated... Dahling :oP


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update do do

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haha thats so mean.


but oh-so good

no, all hell breaks loose when shes in the bed. shes CRAZY. she attacks me =p. your friend is crazy and she vomits when she sees my pictures. its all crazy. peace out =p

YAY! thanks for the story, it still makes me smile. w00t. later.

forget school history, "show us ya crack" shall make HISTORY.


uh...about plumber's butts....


hot plumebers anyone? i mean, i can so see johnny depp as a plumber drolls

rugrats are good.

and your new background is so nifty :)


i know NOTHING at all about driving, but i rule at need for speed underground and grand turismo XP hah, im such a video game nerd.

so heh, wish me luck, whenever i do bother to learn to drive, which is like, eventually, yeah..."eventually" is such a great time thing, like you dont know when, but it will happen...

oh sad.

well instead of singing you should walk around the house reciting lyrical poetry!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


wow, i love you


and that man.


hahahhahah

I find that "a bus full of ugly people runs off of a cliff and explodes, and everybody dies" is hilarious, because I'm a very sadistic, twisted joke teller. The end is great too, but nothing beats a joke that starts like that.

Oh man, paddling all the way to california would be soo effin' awesome. If only I knew how to make a raft..or a paddle..or anything for that matter. But thats ok cause I can always steal one from one of the cuban refugee's=)


Anyways, we should use tacky leopard print clothing on him and we should get him acrylics! Those reallly long ones that curve at the tips haha. Maybe we should film all of this as well as taking pictures.


<3Cary

yeah they are pretty much uniforms. you can pick your own sweaters and skirts and stuff-so i have some cute skirts and sweaters...but the oxfords are butt freaking ugly.


and my school starts at 7:55...but my brother always makes us go there early like 7:40 and the place in 30 mins away so we have to leave at 7:10 and i usually dont wake up that early...i just randomly woke up early this morning idk why...i usually get up about maybe 6:15ish?

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YEAHHH, SO OF COURSE I OBLIGED BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE WITH HIM...


AND YES I SHOULD COME TO CALI AND SEE YOU!!!!WHY??/


BECAUSE

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AND

SO

DOES

DAVY!!!

dudette! i sing like shit! and shit sings pretty bad!

Doesn't stop me though. Teehehhe.

yeah my friends are being dumb we go through that all the time whatever....


my birthday is in january lol but i can't wait to eat my cake =D

ugh my friends are so dumb... i was talking to them online and i didn't really see them all summer so we all wanted to hang out and so i said that we should all hang out but my one friend said that she didn't like the other one and then they all put away messages like out with the girls and i was just like ahhh your so dumb

lol thats so funny

elishaaaa i'm tired i got like 4 hours of sleepand my room smells french fries and on my way home my car smelled like cat food from the freeway and some fat girl almost killed me wah

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lmfao. that was great. YAY EVILNESS! i laugh hahaahah. Sounds like something my boyfriend would do too. I'm going to paste this in my xanga. thats great. w00t! peace out.

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.wanna see my flickr site...

http://flickr.com/photos/ferngully

haha i read that somewhere!XD!


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HAHA THAT IS CLASSIC LIKE WHOA. I've never heard that joke before. that rocks.


Yeah, sometimes I'm so genius about things that even i don't understand. I talked to my mirror self today! "do i know you?"


i wish i was kidding about that.

I've heard it before, and think it's great. I actually think the beginning is funnier than the end.

haha, oh man..that was great..sounds like something i'd do as well. haha.


Anywhoo..food poisoning sounds like a good plan. We could poison Bush with a pretzel, being as he almost choked on one a few years ago! haha. I would have loved to read the newspaper headlines on that one. "Bush chokes on pretzel..and dies..haha Bush, haha."

Oooh..but can we dress him up before we kill him?? I wanna dress him up and take funny pictures of him!