The Generic Teenager Stereotype Do you drink [alcohol]?: Communion, and when an adult hands me a glass of wine at fancy parties. And even then not much. I hate the taste of it. Do you party a lot? How often?: I hate parties. Do you use drugs ?: no How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: more than i should Do you skip classes? How often?: never Do you have casual sex? Protected?: I do not have sex. Do you steal?: No Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: sometimes Do you watch a lot of TV?: no. five mins a day, perhaps, i dunno. Do you ever watch the News?: every morning Do you even care about world issues?: yes, of course Do you read books often?: one or two a week Are you failing a lot of your classes?: i'm not failing any Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: 45% Do you smoke cigarettes?: no Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no Do you cuss a lot?: sometimes Are you desperate to fit in?: no Are you intelligent?: i dont know The Goth Stereotype Black lipstick?: sure, on the occasion Black eyeliner?: when i feel like using makeup Black eyeshadow?: sometimes Black trenchcoat?: yes Black boots?: you know it Black fishnets?: yes Black nail polish?: i own it...but i bite my nails Cigarettes?: no Heavy metal music?: no Marilyn Manson?: no Kittie?:no Cradle of Filth?: no Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no Do you like to be seen a goth?: um Are you an intellectual?: um An atheist?: no Horrible home life?: no Hopelessly depressed?: sometimes Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no Self-mutilation?: no comment The Punk Stereotype Plaid?: skirts Big black boots?: yes Mohawk?: no Loud, confident and opinionated?: sure Wild hair colors?: no Rancid?: huh? Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: to my teddy bears Anarchy: meow? The Girl Stereotype Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: occasionally Have you ever been on a diet?: i guess How much did you lose? twenty, thirty pounds was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no comment Make yourself throw up?: once, but i didn't much care for it. Make-up?: My eyes :) Narsassitic Low-cut tops?: sometimes How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36C Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? no Giggle a lot?: with people i trust What's the deal with boys?: they're mean Thongs?: floss for your ass Pretty bras?: show through everything YM, Teen, Cosmo, et all?: CosmoGirl!, Teen Vogue Who's the weaker sex?: sex? what? where? Are you a feminist?: sure Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: he's old enough to be my dad How often do you shave your legs?: every other day How about your armpits?: every day Are you emotional?: sure Especially when on your period?: yes This Or That Originality or Acceptance?: Acceptance Independence or Companionship?: Companionship Stability or Freedom?: Stability Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal. Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity Unique or Loved?: Both Understood or Individual?: i'm not sure. You or Them?: All of us.