I've discovered that the world is a kalidscope of walnuts...walnuts, walnuts, walnuts! In other news, my dog is a smelly dumb, retarded, blonde who can't stand up properly when given a bath. I'm hungry I think. This reality we call 'earth' or 'the world' holds no more interest for me, therefore I shall begin construction of an interdimensional vessel that will take me to ever-expanding regions of my own imagination. Or to the liquor store, whichever comes first. Consequently, my radio transmitter, which was implanted in my brain 5 years ago by the 3-foot tall overlords of the multiverse, has begun to recieve only static. So now I am left with a continual crackling noise in my noggin'. I think it's really a coded message for me to make them scambled eggs for brunch. Tchhchhchhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Yeah, it's kind of like that, only with Buddy Holly in the background.