Listening to: Voodoo Glow Skulls - Dirty Rats
Feeling: groovy
Yes, I know the term is 'sleep deprived', but you know what?, I feel more perverted than usual, so there. Nyah.
I'm so tired, well, sleepy mainly, today. So sleepy and giddy in fact that earlier I laughed so hard I farted green apples.
I need some sort of a highly addictive, narcotic, depressant, coagulant pick-me-up today. Time for some JOLT!!!!

hey try some nodoze or yellowjackets...heh they work wonders for me :)
I so want the talent to fart green apples. I think I would get more guys that way. Maybe I will learn to fart caramel apples!!
You know what else works? Duct tape. Apply liberally.