2:30AM, Where's My Butt?

Feeling: self-conscious

I'm not quite sure, but my pants make this squeaking noise when I'm in the rain. I think it's the chipmunks I starve and put in there. But that's only speculation at the moment. It may also be the rabid hyenas that I taunt with a tazer. I think they like it. I don't know, I don't speak hyenish. I should windex the things. Or maybe some oil. Grease me up woman!! It's too early. I need a )_#@*)#%*@#_ or two.

Quote Of The Day "Ninety percent of everything is crap." Theodore Sturgeon (1918 - 1985)

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Exxxxxcellent. I like squeaky chipmunked pants. They really turn me on.

[Anonymous]

hey hey hey....long time no chat...well i hope ya have a great day...


Krystal

free the chipmunks. or feed them at least

Hey!! What's up? I'm bored!! Do you hate school?? I do!! Alot!! I want more friends!! Well Gee this was great!! Goodbye!!

Beth

[Anonymous]

hahaha. that quote made me smile. Which I really needed today.

Later ;0).


~Janet

[Anonymous]

You don't speak hyenish? I do. Maybe I can translate for you. :-)

i know u're there! now you know my teachers ip address, mess up her computer, she doesn't have anything good to eat.


-dementeddreams

[Anonymous]

La la la la la....here is my song... la la la la...smoke it in a bong....la la la la I have a black thong... la la la la where did my mother go wrong with me.... SING IT NOW!! lol...


I am sorry for this... you see I am indeed crazy...


Sarah

[Anonymous]

Lovely diary. You make me smile. I feel so...unkinky in comparison though. hehehe. Meow.

[Anonymous]