Listening to: DJ Spare - Trance Classix Only!
Feeling: horny
My pee still smells like coffee.
6 days until my birthday. Whose giving me spankings? Don't forget to get me presents.
Wondering if anybody got the Big Trouble in Little China reference.
just an inside joke i'm not gay
"my pee still smells like coffee."
^that's gross
and:
'whose giving me spankings?'
^my fifth grade teacher used to give us a spanking on our birthday for each year we'd been alive.
although most kids thought of it as a joke, i figured it was probably because she wanted to punish us for living.
to
elaborate:
she was a mean, mean, witch of a woman.
-callie.
what????
dead people hanging from rafters????
WHAT????
baah.
presents
-gangstafishes
Did AJ leave me a comment?! I feel special, whee!! ...What're you doin for your B-day hm? You know I'm always up for spankin's. =P
I'll give you spankings, baby!I got your present right here, mister.Serioulsy, I have to work on your b-day, but I am off the three days before and the following weekend.RED DRAGONS her we cum!But if I spank you, will you spank me back?Do you want me to go to tea with you?Payback is always a bitch.
o0ooh spank lol
and ur pee still smells liek coffee eh? who sniffs pee....?? hehehe don worry i still luff ya.
++++
well hohohoho!lol.
Happy Birthday.
Nice to know that you have the time in interest to smell and experiment with your urine maybe it is kidney stones... hey you never know.!
perhaps you should cut back on the coffee. Give yourself an ulcer or some shit like that. :( 6 days till the big 25? woo hoo! celebrate!
~Janet