I now walk out of my castle Kill all these assholes Only with armor and sword To kill the lynch mob horde I take my concubine with me So at least she can keep me company We ride on my red-eyed steed Carry only what we need It would only be a matter of time before more return And my castle would burn Yet it matters not Now on a new quest is to be sought I am thinking so many thoughts All those people I've killed and fought My concubine embracing me in her arms I must keep her safe from harm Riding in the dark and gloomy fields For noone I shall yield Then I decide to go to an inn My body growing weary and thin Tired, I carry my concubine I lay her on the bed, She just looks so fine I leave to get some beer Maybe that would give a me bit of cheer A man whispers to me, as he comes near I prepare to draw my axe, but not out of fear My axe firmly in hand I ask,"What do you want strange man?!" He responds"I know of you!" He says"Wait!No,That I will not do" I calm down You know you must leave this town By first light I ask,"Why do you tell me, this very night?" He says,"Your concubine is my sister" She thinks of you more than her mere master "Aye,It is true" "Well I see what kind of person,are you" "So who comes,Guards?" "No,mercenaries those of great lore.. Ruthless,Apathetic,Causing great disaster.. I say this cause I fear for my sister"